Top 10 Funny Mum quotes - for moments you need to laugh

Top 10 Funny Mum quotes – for moments you need to laugh

13/06/201814/06/2018Quotes Naomi

There are days in any mother’s life that you’re not sure whether to laugh or cry, here are some quotes to get you giggling (and assure you that you are not alone) :

1. Fake mad

”The Hardest part of parenting is trying to be fake mad when your kid does something bad but hilarious”

Yep happens all the time!! I have to 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 and try to put on my best mum voice all the while trying not to smile, or even worse, laugh out loud! And then there are times that I can’t control it and my kids end of crying cause I’m ”making fun of them” 😋

2. Where’s the chocolate?

Becaue I am an awesome parent. I'm currently helping my kids search for their chocolate that I ate last night. — ”Because I am an awesome parent. I’m currently helping my kids search for their chocolate that I ate last night.”

Anyone else eagerly await halloween and easter to binge on the kid’s lollies? Especially after they’ve gone to bed 😂

3. Why wasn’t I invited?

''Having kids is like continually having to clean up after a party you didn't attend'' — ”Having kids is like continually having to clean up after a party you didn’t attend”

Yep often have this feeling… anyone else just shut the playroom doors and hope it cleans itself up? Or that no-one notices 🤔

4. Damm I made a mini-me!

”That moment when you catch yourself feeling frustrated with your child… for being just like you ”

Karma at its finest!! 🙃

5. Break out!

''Forget dancing like no one is watching. Dance like a toddler, they don't even care if there's music!'' — ”Forget dancing like no one is watching. Dance like a toddler, they don’t even care if there’s music!”

Confession : I often put teeny-bopper music on and dance round the house when I’m by myself, singing at the top of my lungs, poor neighbours!! 🤘

6. They’re at it again!

''Silence is golden... unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious!'' — ”Silence is golden… unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious!”

Ah to go back to those blissful years before the arrival of the munchkins… 🙄

7. Pay back time!

''Yes, I'm vacuuming and singing while the kids try and watch a movie. They need to learn that it sucks to have quiet time interrupted'' — ”Yes, I’m vacuuming and singing while the kids try and watch a movie. They need to learn that it sucks to have quiet time interrupted”

Being there, done that… can confirm that they don’t appreciate it ! 😇🤪

8. Kids for sale??

''Parenthood is wanting to be with your kids forever one minute, and being tempted to sell them the next'' — ”Parenthood is wanting to be with your kids forever one minute, and being tempted to sell them the next”

Can you relate to this one?

9. Mum voice

''When your ''Mum voice'' is so loud that even your neighbours brush their teeth and get dressed'' — ”When your ”Mum voice” is so loud that even your neighbours brush their teeth and get dressed”

Why is it that the only way to get your kids to listen is to become a raving lunatic? 🤔

10. What is that?

Licked a dark smear off my finger and then thought, ”Phew it’s chocolate”

Ok ok, I know… this one’ll make you cringe before you laugh… but a mum’s life is not quite complete without some sort of potty humour. I never expected to have so many conversations about toilet habits as I do now as a mum.

Keep calm… they’re almost in bed! 🤪

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