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Top 10 Wine quotes – cause sometimes you just need a glass and a giggle

Quotes Naomi

Living in the south of France I’ve acquired a taste for all things wine…. its such a part of french life, wine with lunch, apero, dinner… and wine tasting festivals. Here are my favorite wine quotes… cause sometimes a mother’s life calls for a bit of humour… and alcohol 🤔 :

1. Stress reducing… yoga

''To reduce stress I do yoga... Just Kidding. I drink wine in my yoga pants''
”To reduce stress I do yoga… Just Kidding. I drink wine in my yoga pants”

Anyone else would love to live in yoga pants? There’s just something about them that makes you feel comfortable, and adding a glass of wine just adds to the whole experience 🙃

2. A letter to… wine 😋

 

 

 

"dear wine, we had a deal. you were supposed to make me funnier, sexier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video... we need to talk ''
“dear wine, we had a deal. you were supposed to make me funnier, sexier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video… we need to talk ”

Oh to go back to our youth when mobile phones didn’t exist… where we were free to make mistakes, do stupid things and… not have any proof….

3. Who’s up for a drink?

”Procrastidrinking – the art of drinking instead of doing something else you should be doing”    

Forget all your troubles… and spend quality time hanging out with grapes…. fermented grapes that is 😉

4. Doctor’s orders

"My doctor says I need glasses.... [wine glasses]''
“My doctor says I need glasses…. [wine glasses]”
It’s no longer an apple a day…. a bottle a day?? It’s fruit right? 🙃

5. Life is meant to be lived!!

''Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly worn out and screaming ''Woohoo, What a ride'' ''
”Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly worn out and screaming ”Woohoo, What a ride” ”

This is my favourite quote, it always brings a smile to my face 😀 Totally agree, don’t wait, live life, have plenty of crazy experiences.

6. My good deed for the day

''I just rescued some wine, it was trapped in a bottle''
”I just rescued some wine, it was trapped in a bottle”

”Help” screamed the wine…. it needed fresh air 😉

7. It fixes everything!

''Wine is like Duct tape, it fixes everything''
”Wine is like Duct tape, it fixes everything”

A quality toolbox always had duct tape handy…. and wine.

8. Not just for kids

''Mum's Fidget Spinner''
”Mum’s Fidget Spinner”

 

Mum’s can get in on the latest craze too 🤘

9. Anyone up for a dance competition?

''I drank so much wine last night, when I walked across the dance floor to get another glass, I won the Dance Competition''
”I drank so much wine last night, when I walked across the dance floor to get another glass, I won the Dance Competition”

This just makes me giggle…. funny how a few drinks and we break out all sorts of new moves!!

10. Who’s up for some fruit salad?

''I’m having fruit salad for dinner, ok it’s mainly grapes, ok all grapes, fermented grapes,I’m having wine for dinner''
”I’m having fruit salad for dinner, ok it’s mainly grapes, ok all grapes, fermented grapes,I’m having wine for dinner”

The age-old question, does wine count as fruit?

I hope you’ve had a good laugh… and squirm (remembering those embarrassing moments.. 😉)

Until next time… cheers!!!